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What should Jacob be working on?

 

I'm glad you asked. Please let me know what you'd like to see. You can click on an option below, or, if it's something ridiculously specific, like you're pining for a story about a sentient motorcycle with wheels made of bees that use their fire breath to propel it through glitter forests plagued by cyclopean transistor radios that intimidate the zebra fairies by shouting in unison, you'll have to send me a message. I will not guarantee that I will honor requests (everyone knows zebra fairies can take care of themselves and don't need a hero). If I see that my peeps want a project on the fast track, though, I'll get it on the fast track. Just remember that fast is relative, and I roll more like a George R. R. Martin than a Stephen King.